Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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