Can Purell be used as lube?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I AM VODKA MAN
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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