It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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