but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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