Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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