you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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