Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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