i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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