wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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