Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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