Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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