Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
there is another microwave in the elevator.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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