If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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