What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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