shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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