Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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