I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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