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say what?
wanna hang out?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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