Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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