why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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