I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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