that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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