Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just found a bag of teeth...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.