Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.

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(631): View more from New York

I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on

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(541): View more from Oregon

Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!

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(810): View more from Michigan

Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay

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(417): View more from Missouri

Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.

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