I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
She needs sedatives and a leash
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.