There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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