I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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