Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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