I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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