he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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