You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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