btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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