called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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