if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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