It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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