yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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