there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You made out with two different species that night
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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