He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You've changed since you got that strap on
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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