I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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