Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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