I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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