with your own penis?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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