Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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