He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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