I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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