I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We left the knife in your bed.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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