so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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