69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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