I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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