i already hear my dad disowning me
we're chasing vodka with high fives
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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