As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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