Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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