im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I accidentally burped into my bong.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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