You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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