ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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