a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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