Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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