I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..