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(914): View more from New York

I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks

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(440): View more from Ohio

oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants

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(910): View more from North Carolina

oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment

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(615): View more from Tennessee

we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.

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(406): View more from Montana

At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all

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(317): View more from Indiana

You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So was this before or after he cried about trump?

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

After

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