he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.