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• (650): View more from California

  I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..

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