Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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